Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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