I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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