If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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