My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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