Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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