I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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