1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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