Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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