I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
kristin has been a bad kristin
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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