Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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