When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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