I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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