didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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