grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sext me about skeletons
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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