I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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