I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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