His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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