I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is wine microwaveable?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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