i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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