Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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