yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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