just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm having to shit out rocks
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