What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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