Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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