i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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