Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
