Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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