I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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