can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
soo... how was my night?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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