On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
