Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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