we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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