Got a toothbrush?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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