She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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