Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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