Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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