I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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