It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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