Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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