I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
be right there i have to get my cape
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