2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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