yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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