I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
