I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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