I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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