glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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