Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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