She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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