if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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