Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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